HERB SMITHERS

Herb “Smitty” Smithers… eternal optimist, former cab driver, and now a hideously scarred burn victim who is shunned by everyday society. The internet, or “World Wide Web” as Herb still refers to it, has given Herb the chance to make new friends to exchange ideas on world politics, religion, and other philosophical topics. These actual chat transcripts are taken from various rooms that Herb has visited. To get a better idea of Herb’s story, start with “Herb Meets Mary Kay”. After that, you’re on your own.

HERB MEETS MARY KAY!

HERB MAKES NEW FRIENDS

HERB AND THE AA ROOM

HERB AND THE POLICE

HERB NEEDS A HUG

HERB AND THE MENTAL HEALTH ROOM

HERB GOES SAILING

CRANKY HERB

HERB NAMES THAT TUNE

HERB IN THE WRONG ROOM

STRIPPERS HATE HERB

HERB GETS NUDE

HERB AND THE NICE PEOPLE

HERB'S FUN ROOM

KELLOGG'S HEARS FROM HERB

HERB HEARS FROM KELLOGG'S

HERB'S WONDERFUL LIFE

 AMISH HERB SMITHERS

HERB'S CONSUMER CORNER- RALPH'S