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Herb writes to Nyquil
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HERB’S
LETTER TO NYQUIL:
Dear Nyquil people,
Hello to you! Well, leave it to me to forget to
clean my rain gutters back in October as I usually
do. So when it started raining here in good old
Glendale, CA, and a ceiling leak started turning a
new package of cinnamon sticky buns into cinnamon
soggy buns, I didn't even have time to change out of
my pajamas to climb up on the roof and get the job
done pronto. So there I am, forgetful Herb Smithers,
getting soaked to the bone in the middle of a storm,
while trying to keep from slipping down onto the 220
volt power line at the bottom of my roof, so that I
can end up pulling out a single pine cone that had
clogged the gutter. A pine cone! Can you believe it!
Needless to say... although I will, even though
you've probably heard this a zillion times... the
next morning I woke up with that scratchy, stuffy,
achy feeling that you always warn us about. So off I
went to the store to pick up a bottle of, you
guessed it... Nyquil! By the way, I don't care much
for the cherry flavor, I always buy that good old
blue bottle. And although the blue bottle has a
taste, I've often wondered why it doesn't have a
flavor name. IS THERE A REASON FOR THIS?
Anyway, let's get down to business. When I opened my
Nyquil, it seemed to me that the plastic dosage cup
was smaller than it used to be. Hmm, I wondered, why
is this? So I rummaged through my medicine cabinet
and found what was left of a bottle that I'd bought
the last time I had a cold, which, coincidentally,
was the previous December, and checked that dosage
cup. Sure enough... the new dosage cup was
definitely smaller. I checked the new bottle to see
if I had I mistakenly bought a bottle made for
children under the age of 12 to be used before
consulting a physician, as your directions say, but
no... it was without a doubt a smaller cup. Of
course, I was confused. Huh? Why was this? What goes
on here? Even though my nose was running like a hose
spigot by now, I debated this predicament for
awhile, before finally settling on a solution. Since
I knew that the old dosage cap always did the trick,
I decided to take a double-dose from the new cap.
Well, let me tell you... within half an hour, I was
feeling KOOKIE. Besides forgetting about my cold, I
also forgot where my bed was! Wow!
When I woke up twelve hours later, I decided to
write this letter to find out what is going here, so
my question is this... HAVE YOU CREATED A
SUPER-NYQUIL? And if that is the case, as a happier
than ever consumer, please consider adding more of
that super stuff!
Warm...and non-stuffy nose... regards,
Herbert Smithers
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NYQUIL’S RESPONSE TO HERB:
To: HERB SMITHERS@rinkwrite.com
Subject: Question Reference #060119-001608
Hi Herbert,
I'm sorry you had a disappointing experience with
our Vicks Nyquil product.
For consumer convenience, we have reduced our
container size and dosage cap, however, the
container still contains the regular 10 fluid
ounces. Additionally, no changes have been made to
the Nyquil formula, therefore, you should never take
more than the recommended adult dosage of 30
milligrams, as this could potentially cause numerous
severe and possibly dangerous side effects, such as
those you described when you doubled the dosage.
I also apologize for your disappointment with our
cherry flavor Nyquil. We appreciate you bringing
this to our attention, and I’m sharing your report
with our Health and Safety Consultants. If you would
like, please return to our site and enter the
Question Reference number listed above. You will
then be re-directed to a link which will allow you
to print out a coupon for a free sample of our
Nyquil Gel Caps.
Thank you for taking the time to contact us.
Jeanne
Nyquil Team Representative
Pgcustserrv@customerservice.com
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