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WHY NOT ME, DEAR LORD? The phenomena amazes me. The phenomena makes me envious. The phenomena makes me ask, “Why not me, dear Lord?”. I’m sure scholars and psychologists are at this very moment barricaded in their cubby-hole offices, puffing away on their pipes as stacks of case folders and computer data and overflow from their desks. Their analytic minds work overtime and feverishly as they try to answer the baffling question of…. why are hot female teachers suddenly introducing their young students to the joyous world of sex? I
suppose the first time everyone really heard of this was by
following the Mary Kay Letourneau
scandal. Naturally, I
too followed the sordid details of the story with keen
I am not a scholar. I am not a psychologist. Actually, I’m pretty much a simpleton. But I have realized one necessary item that is missing. Since you can’t keep track of the game without a scorecard, I have compiled my own data, which I now present for your information and possible titillation. As a simpleton, I will keep it… simple. Pictures, descriptions of incidents, and giving or deducting points after taking in a variety of factors will be tallied into my own “how hot she is” rating system. So are you guys ready to close off that miserable little cubicle you toil in eight hours a day, and yank down your drawers while everyone else is at lunch? Great! Then let’s get rolling… |
interest, but at the time it just seemed like “one of those
things” that had occurred, not unlike those occasional news
stories where police report finding stacks of mummified and
decomposed bodies piled on top of each other in the basement
of some rural crematorium. But watch the news or read the
papers now… Florida, New Jersey, California. It has become
an epidemic like something out of “Night Of The Living
Dead”…. only in a good way! 