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WHY NOT ME, DEAR LORD? DEBBIE LAFAVEAge: 24 ~ Educational Position: Middle school teacher ~  “Victim”: 14 years old ~ Locations Of Sexual Trysts: Her classroom, her house, and the back seat of her SUV. ~ Comments: This is just her police-booking photo for crying out loud! Very hot blonde. Extra points given for having sex in the back seat of her car while the lucky lad’s cousin drove them around (shows exhibitionistic qualities… yeah, baby!). ~ Additional Information: Excerpt from the police report: “At the request of investigators, the student gave them a description of Lafave’s tattoo, tan lines, and private parts”. ~ Hot Rating: Hot! Hot! Hot! A solid 10. Debbie sets the standards that all others will have to strive to match. In addition to be a real cutie, let us reiterate her exhibitionist tendencies. And while we’re at it, let’s not forget the tattoo, and the student’s vivid memory of her private parts. Man, they must be a doozy! I wonder if he drew police a diagram of them? |
