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MOLEST ME TEACHER, ONE MORE TIME

BONNIE DAVIS
Her age:35
“Victim’s Ages:14 and 15

Teacher’s curriculum: The downfall of this 2-on-1 loving educator came when she was caught by one of those nosey mothers who heard "something going on up there”, and decided to investigate. Sadly this ended a long string of nocturnal romps that been occurring in the upstairs bedroom of one of the teens. Rumors that Bonnie claimed to be reading the boys “The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn”... despite the fact that the three of them were naked under the covers with Bonnie in the middle... can not be substantiated.

Comments: I wonder if she had to strap a ladder to the hood of her car to gain access to the 2^nd floor of the house.

Hot rating: Kind of a tough one here since the picture is her police mug shot. Still, she has those great brown eyes, so I’m going to imagine the lust in them as she was getting tag-teamed, and give her a 7.

NOT SO FAST!
Despite what you might be seeing on the nightly news, all is not as boner inducing as it might appear. I hate to burst your bubble, but a fair few of the lusty ladies we find are not as hot as the aforementioned. In fact, some of them are, for lack of a better word... fucking disgusting. Therefore, as we continue to update this column, we’ll end each installment by throwing a splash of cold water in your face, in what we’ll call “The Hall Of Shame”. So get ready to quickly cover your eyes to avoid having their faces seared into your sexual psyche.

THE OPIUM DEN HALL OF SHAME

Adrianne Hockett

Her age: 25
“Victim’s” age: 15
Teacher’s curriculum: This happy-looking slug had a seven month sexual relationship with one of her special education students, and allegedly told him on several occasions that she loved him.

Comments: You'd have to be retarded to tap this.. oh yeah, he was. Even I’d consider this thing a sexual predator.

Hot rating: Wha-hah-hah-hah!

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