| TAXI'S LIL' SQUIRTS | OPIUM DEN | MEET HERB SMITHERS | JUNK TRUNK | ABOUT |
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First Squirt- Meet Taxi.. |
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JUST THE FACTS, 'MAM: Let’s keep this simple. I dig tattooed love girls who wear doozy shoes, arson and larceny, matches and gasoline. I enjoy Pop Tarts with Yoo-Hoo. I’m basically a career criminal, I’ve been a monkey pimp, and I’m a Polka music fanatic… I have my own band: Taxi & His Zillion Dollar Combo. Oh, did I mention that I've been married and divorced three times? Yes, just three. One of my ex's punctured my scrotum with an ice pick during an argument, so now my genitals whistle when I jog. |
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Taxi's Little Squirts Index... |
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MY TAXI HALLOWEEN HORROR STORY |
