Taxi's Little Squirts

Taxi's Little Squirts..

New Year's Eve In Times Square: Ex-Mrs. Taxi #1 and I went to Times Square for New Year's Eve once. Bad idea. It is so crowded, and you're so surrounded by people it's unbelievable. The woman standing in front of Mrs. Taxi never noticed that my wife had vomited all over the back of the woman's coat... three times. Then in a classic "what goes around, comes around" moment, someone never identified, later reached under Mrs. Taxi's skirt and stuck their finger up her ass. This is a true story.

Taxi's Little Squirts..

Taxi Chat:
Freekonalease: I installed a new modem today all by myself!

Taxi Does: I remember my first modem installation... I treated it like it was a virgin.

Freekonalease: Ya just spit on it, and rammed it in, 'eh?

Taxi's Little Squirts..

MY SENSITIVE SIDE:
Wouldn't it be sad to see a movie about a retarded dog? I think so too, so I'm writing one. The other day I wrote a scene where Artie, my lead character, was collecting cans so that he could buy food. Unfortunately, they were tin cans, therefore entirely worthless, so everyone at the recycling center started laughing at Artie and throwing the cans at him while calling him "tardo". I had to stop writing then, because I started to cry.

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